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By nightflameblue (Mon Jun 30, 2008 at 10:55:57 AM EST) (all tags)

This old whirlwind we call life.

Retribution. Best bread EVAR! HULK . . .SMASH!

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I R MASTAH CHEPH!

By nightflameblue (Fri Jun 27, 2008 at 09:41:13 AM EST) (all tags)

I made me some from-scratch tortillas last night. They weren't half bad.

Also, since my Netflix reviews will be purged like a little bitch soon, you all get to suffer with what I would have written there.

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ATTENTION ZIPPY INFIDEL!

By nightflameblue (Wed Jun 25, 2008 at 09:56:46 AM EST) (all tags)

When you have the helpdesk phone, and it begins ringing, you do not sit there furiously texting with your wife while it rings through to voicemail. You answer it.

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ATTENTION KONQUEROR INFIDELS!!!

By nightflameblue (Tue Jun 24, 2008 at 02:36:46 PM EST) (all tags)

When Internet Explorer gets it right, and you don't. . .

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Cantankerous old fart. . .

By nightflameblue (Mon Jun 23, 2008 at 02:35:52 PM EST) (all tags)

AND George Carlin passed away too.

Carlin. ORGANIZE THIS! Work Whatsits. Insurance my ass.

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Dear Netflix,

By nightflameblue (Fri Jun 20, 2008 at 10:08:32 AM EST) (all tags)

Please eat a cock. Thank you.

Sincerely,

The NFB household.

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For those keeping score. . .

By nightflameblue (Wed Jun 18, 2008 at 09:16:47 AM EST) (all tags)

the meeting lasted until twenty after 4 LOL

Take that. Cartoon embarrassment. Wifely turn-around.

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Making plans.

By nightflameblue (Tue Jun 17, 2008 at 11:23:45 AM EST) (all tags)

Oh, it's gonna be an exciting Friday night in the NFB household. Hellz yeahz.

FRIDAY NIGHT! Flooding.

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You forbid me?

By nightflameblue (Mon Jun 16, 2008 at 01:07:09 PM EST) (all tags)

That's not a good word to use on NFB's surname men.

We all find ways to make ourselves older. Project this. How to show the world you're nuts.

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It's pretty metalz to shop in a mall with it's own rollercoaster.

By nightflameblue (Sun Jun 15, 2008 at 11:05:11 PM EST) (all tags)

Yeah though I hast seens thems twice, I'd gladly sees themz agains.

I'm sore. Even my hair hurts. And it's totally worth it.

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-	Leg of hammisink with a side of mallow'd tarts and sweet victory.	8%
-	Humble Pie filled with the cream of a thousand young men, eager to please.	11%
-	I found this saying on the bottom of my glass but when I went to finish it, the words swirled into my stomach and now I'm feeling sick. I think I'm going to vomit verbs.	28%
-	Mr. Pchunk was neither old nor young, but the one thing he did have going for him was his random apple sample, which he sold on the corner for money dollars.	5%
-	Confusion is the worst state to be in outside of Texas.	25%
-	If I found a lost lamb I would pet it, direct it, then slaughter it and dance in the entrails. Well.. either that or I dress it up like Rainbow Brite and take it to ALL the conventions.	20%

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