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I am a veritable captain of industry

By gzt (Fri Jul 04, 2008 at 09:32:02 PM EST) gzt, friggin' intense, awesome, old portero, modern moonlight, steak (all tags)

I purchased a steak and made it to my specifications. I AM A VERITABLE CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.

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On Headgear

By MohammedNiyalSayeed (Mon Jun 02, 2008 at 12:52:53 AM EST) Dapper Kaffir's Guide to Style, friggin' intense, awesome, mega-hyper-ultra-awesome, complete goat fuck, clothing, heads (all tags)

Part One of "Shopping With MNS: The Dapper Kaffir's Guide to Style", a work-in-progress which, if taken to heart, will enable the dear reader to dress in a manner which is at least 1/10th as awesome as I do.

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BFC I: NO SHAVE NOVEMBER

By gzt (Thu Nov 01, 2007 at 10:01:30 AM EST) beard of justice, beard, gzt, friggin' intense, awesome, gnarly (all tags)

Husi Beard Fun Challenge I!

A reminder to all who wish to participate, posted in the glory of... well, what's the area that's not The Hole or Whine Cellar called? We need a catchy name.

No worries if you accidentally shaved this morning and wish to participate, I suppose we can have a grace day!

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This isn't art, this is a documentary

By MohammedNiyalSayeed (Sat Jul 22, 2006 at 06:50:29 PM EST) millfonz full of vaginas, Hot Furniture Porn, makin' poops, friggin' intense, awesome, matt sharp, I am Surrounded By Southeast Asians and the Southeast Asian Women are GIVING ME A BONER!!!11 (all tags)

And it isn't cinema verité; it's real fucking life.

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I love being me so much.

By gzt (Thu Apr 06, 2006 at 11:31:44 PM EST) rmg's laundry day, friggin' intense, gzt, awesome, laundry day, vagina full of centipedes, rmg (all tags)

Life is marvellous! I love it all, the marvels and pins and whistles.

I'm doing laundry as we speak! It's in the wash. I sent out an email to a couple lists I'm on about RMG LAUNDRY DAY, told most of my neighbors, it's all so marvellous. Several are participating, though I didn't tell them about HuSi to post it on. If they find it, they can post. If not, whatever. They might send them to me. If so, I may ask about relaying them here.

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-	When they let me out of the cage I can sometimes smell pine needles on the air. I associate that smell to my eternity in captivity now. Christmas makes me cry.	27%
-	Make sure to pour the justice liberally onto the blubbery skin of the walrus. Only then will our Tusky court be truly in session.	4%
-	MEBBE WE CULD HAF SEX IN HOT TUB AND THEN GO AN POKE HOMELESS WIF STICKS?!	22%
-	You see, Dr. Hamstring, if you split the circle again you'll get what I like to call the Frenulum Constant. Its effects are not unlike huffing a huge can of paint.	13%
-	Seersuckers are neither Seers nor Suckers, discuss.	4%
-	Let's not split hairs, can we just have the jumbo sized back if we give you all of our plasma putty? We promise it's fresh.	9%
-	Sometimes the puppet touches me........	18%

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